So, I need new tires. HEY, I can order these at TireRack.com and save a ton of money. Let’s do that. Shipping is $60, what the heck. Oh well, that’s still cheaper than buying them in store somewhere.
*Tires arrive at Clayton’s house*
Man, these things look great. I need to get these suckers on as soon as possible. Where should I go? Dad normally goes to Sam’s Club, but I think I will try Wal-Mart; I’ve heard good things about them.
*Put tires in Mustang*
Holy dang, these tires are huge. Oh sweet, barely squeezed them into the passenger’s seat! Anndd, we’re off. Oh snap… I can shift into all gears EXCEPT reverse… nutsack. I guess I should move these tires around.
*Driving to Wal-Mart*
Hey guys, can you mount and balance tires? Sweet! I’m assuming you can do it without scuffing up the chrome, right? You can’t? WTH. Okay, well thanks for at least being honest. You say the Wal-Mart over on 280 might have a newer machine? Okay, cool. I’ll try there.
*Arrive at 280 Wal-Mart*
So, I hear you guys have updated mounting equipment. Can you guys mount my tires onto polished chrome rims? NO? Seriously? Okay, well I’ll try NTB.
*Arrive at NTP*
Okay, please tell me you guys know how to mount and balance tires on chrome rims. ROLL TIDE. I save $3 per tire if I let you keep the tires? Sounds good to me. Oh, only 15 minute wait? Heck yeah bro. Sounds good, I’ll just wait in this sketchy waiting room over here.
*2 hours later*
So is there a clock in this place? Because I’ve been here for about 2 hours now and I’ve heard nothing… oh really, you have 2 tires mounted? That’s… that’s wonderful.
*20 minutes later*
Alright, finally done aye? Sweeeet. Okay now let me hurry up and pay so I can get out of here – I’m meeting some peeps for lunch.
*4 hours later*
Why the heck did they charge me $3 per tire? That bro definitely said I would save money if I left the tires with them.
*Drive back to NTB*
Uh, WTH bro, you told me I’d save money here. Uh yeah you better give me my $12 back.
*Finally done*
Yay, now I won’t slide all over the road when I drive.
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So yeah, I don’t think I ever want to buy tires again. I was very unhappy with NTB’s service. They treated me like trash, and other customers were complaining as well. One bro told me he had been there for 2.5 hours and all he was getting done was an oil change and tire rotation (that’s crazy!). But they finally got the tires mounted and balanced. They did however scuff up the rims and I’m kinda ticked about that. Next time I think I will just find a friend that’s willing to do it for me. These businesses that don’t know what the heck they are doing really piss me off. Thanks to Wal-Mart at least for being honest about scuffing up my rims. Props.













